Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Our favorite ninja gals have growned... and all in the right places! So accompanying them on missions is now way more exciting than ever before! And especially if this mission takes place on a tropical island which means they will be wearing minumum of clothes, he-he-he... And yes, even though all the characters are going by other names they are quite recognizable for any anime fan.
Landing at Crossunder Academy as the new student felt initially underwhelming. Navigating the bustling campus, I checked out the myriad of clubs and activities, but none really grabbed my interest; everything felt predictable and uninspiring. However, a quiet curiosity led me to a meeting for the Student Council, a decision that would unexpectedly reshape my entire academic experience. Through a twist of fate or perhaps surprising determination, I found myself elevated to the position of Class President. This new role wasnt just a title; it came with a surprising amount of power and influence, presenting an unique opportunity to actually make tangible changes and improve life at Crossunder for everyone. More importantly, it threw me headfirst into close interactions with the diverse student body and intriguing faculty, opening doors to getting to know them on a deeper level than I ever thought possible as just another face in the crowd. School life, it seemed, had just become infinitely more complex and interesting.
Back in the days humans were fighting for their survival each and every moment agianst monsters and creatures lurking in the dark. In order to give this new young species a chance the goddess grants one of them with wonderful power. This power can be used for the good or for the bad and when the owner dies it is translated to new generation to fight new challenges. Thsi was the order of things for eons. But it is harder and harder to find the one who cares the power since it is sleeping. And especially at our time - the time of superheroes and supervillains. Who will you become with this power?
In most of classic fantasy themed games you play as brave hero who slayes the dragon and gets the princess. But our game is not classic and this time you will be playing as... the dragon! Will you become the hero or the villain of the story? Depends on how much power you will develope and on the ways you will pick to use it. And yes, getting the princess also can be achieved in different ways.
Visiting your childhood close friend Ben Tennyson for a day to remember good old days turns into exciting challnege. Do you remember his annyoing cousin named Gwen? Well, now this redhead has growned up and all in the right places! Will you find the balance between keeping the friendship with Ben while seducing his sexy cousin? As they say you never know until you will try!
You should have guessed that such nice appartment was given for such low price for a reason. And this reason is... weak walls! Just one little earthquacke is what required for you to have an instant roommate. His name is Riley, he is graphic designer, he is cute looking and has very sensitive nature. Yeah-yeah, Riley is an excellent femboy. So live with it. Like, actually. You will actually has to live with this femboy and only your decisions will define what sort of life it is going to be.
Even though this parody game basically consists of only one animated scene - the scene in which busty Hinata Hyuga from "Naruto Shippuden" gets fucked in a bareback position - you can varry it in dozens and dozens of ways: change and mix over ten different positions with Hinata's clothes, accessoires and conditions to create especially exciting outfits and situations!
As long as you know your family has never been involved into anything of historical scale. Though it seems that your knowledge is way far from the truth when the rivalry lasting for centuries comes out and threatening to destroy everything and everyone you love. She is attractive and harmful and she is leading the clan of ninjas so if you want to protect your family you will have to form your own... and for some reason you prefer to use busty kunoicihi for this purpose.
We all have enjoyed the exciting adventures of future heroes and villains while watching "My Hero Academia" anime sereis. But how about to feel yourself in the main character's place? In our new parody game it is quite possible! Play your own role, make your own decisions, make your own close friends and your own enemies. Oh, and fuck your own favorite heroes ofcourse! Yep, our game is adults only for a reason.
As I stood in the courtyard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over me. It had been two years since the events that transpired during our battle against the villains that threatened our world. I was now one of the graduation students of this prestigious institution, and I had to admit that I was proud of how far I had come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had been honed and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
Meet Juno - a new addition to "Haremwatch" who has come from... space! This is not an entire story build but some sort of interactive introduction though it will still keep you enetrtained in many ways - from storyline involiving your favorite chracters and up to hentai scenes which are without any doubts are the main part of this colorful show! And don't forget to pay some kinky attention to Mei ofcourse!
Meet Tsunade - the Godaime of Konoha from famous anime series"Naruto". But even this powerfull lady will have to pay her debts sooner or later. And this time has come! Well, the story is that Tsunade has a gambling debt but she has no enough money. What an opportunity to use her"Special" jutsu! And this her jutsu works even against two big guys at once... two big and very horny guys! She distracts then with her big boobies and uses her justsu to get all thier juices out of them! Meeting goes well for all sides of conflict and she gets 2 more days to get the sum... and she goes to Raikage to get money from him by performing the best boob banging ever! Fun and exciting story oriented game where you get control of Tsunade at the most exciting moments works great for both Naruto and hentai games!
Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke is one dangerous enemy not only because he is strong and knowledgeable but also because he is smart. For example in this game he is going to use newest weapon against the Teen Titans - it's sex! For that he captures Robin and injects him with some special serum - the serum that will make Robin into unstoppable horny stud whenever he will see the gal hot enough! And as we all know in Teen Titans team there are plenty of fuckable hotties...
Did you ever wondered how actually the casting for new padawans is happening? In this parody game you will see one of possible scenarios and the best part of it is that you will be looking at it from the jedi knight's perspective! In other words you will be the one whom the young and attractive Ahsoka Thano will be trying to convince in her having a very unique set of skills...
If you are familiar with "Advanced Wars" series then probably you have already recognized this attractive and brave lady warrior. That's right - she is non other than Sami! But even if you have no diea who she is you don't have any reasons to be worried since Sami is here for one purpose only and this purpsoe is simple: to get fucked (and customized and fucked again) by your big hard virtual cock!
Become the average guy who is about to get dragged into the most exciting adventure of your life - tonight attractive lady will knock into your door and for how long she will stay depends only on yourself! But why did we called it as "adventure"? The thing is your midnight guest is actually non other than famous killer lady Yor Forger from very popular series "Spy x Family"!
Beware the criminals of Gotham because the Drak Knight has found the new way to punish you... and for some it may be even worse than getting back to Arkham Asylum! But as we all know there are too many crazy psychos among Gotham criminals and one of them is Harley Quinn who was so netrested in finding out what new punishment Batman has for her that she even let him to catch her... and this is when everything happened - Batman fucked Harley in many ways and did it way batter than Mistah J did. The final jizz shot all over her painted face even made her to think - may be she should switch to Team Batman after tonight? Or may be she will just commit another one crime to get fucked as a punishment once again? This part of the story you'll be able to think out by yourself.
The sting of Oscar's remarks from the Halloween party lingered, a dull throb beneath Josy's usual composure. His condescending tone, the arrogant way he 'd dismissed her and those she cared about-- it had caught her off guard then, leaving her simmering with a quiet stress. But now, spotting him alone, engrossed in his laptop at a remote table in the library, an unexpected surge of opportunity washed over her. Far from the crowd and unable to perform his usual posturing, he seemed for a little while exposed, vulnerable. A mischievous spark ignited in her eyes. She wouldnt lower herself to his level with petty insults, but there were other ways to teach someone a lesson, subtler ways that could unravel that carefully constructed persona he wore. This was the chance she hadnt known she was waiting for, and a slow, thoughtful smile spread across her face as she considered just how satisfying this little moment of 'karma 'was about to be.
Japnese hentai game with two quite obvious for such genre monets - first of all here you will be in cotnrol of tentacled creature trying to have some kinky funtime with uber-cute looking lady and the second is that this cute looking lady is actually non other than Yuna from famous videogame"Final Fanatsy VII"! The texts here are also going to be in japanese yet since it is not oriented on story or dialogs too much this time you barely should worry about that. Gameplay is based on you finding active zones and interacting with them making the pleasure leves to get taller up and by that to progress to the next scene. The futrher you will get the more kinky scenes and actians will beocme avaialble for your amusement - just like interactive hentai should be!
This game is pretty simple and probably you have played many games like this before but if you are into neko (or catgirl) genre of hentai then this game has all the chances to become one of your favorite virtual quickies because of the very obvious reaosn - here and now you will get your chance to fuck hot and at the same time cute looking catgirl! You are welcomed to tease her with simply rubbing your big and hard virtual cock against the most interesting and sensitve areas of her body or you can get straight to fucking her really wet pussy and obviously the option of anal sex is also availabe if you prefer to please your virtual nekobitches in the rough way - take your time and have some fun with this slut! And don't forget to visit our website for more games like this one!
Discussion: Total Comments : 12
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Ayoub:
Zuucdlourr
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat